Of Course It's the Elves!

Today's Conversation:

(Scene: I'm on my hands and knees emptying out the garbage

in my craft room.  Tom walks in, freshly showered.)

Tom: Do I smell good?

Me: (without looking up) Yep.

Tom: Do you know why?

Me: Because you showered.

Tom: But do you know why else?

Me: I don't care if you've pooped.

Tom: Look.

And he hands me his stick of deodorant. 

It's a new one that he just opened today.

Who comes up with these things? 

I hope they have a mountain of awards piled up in the corner

of their livingroom, 'cause this would make me buy it.

No questions asked.